Jokes

Off the Wallis about getting people laughing. So it HAS to be about jokes. And it is about us all making each other laugh.

So make us laugh! (or groan)... You may find that your favourite joke turns up on an Off the Wall Flower blossoming around Devon during the next year...

PS Although we like people laughing, we also like people feeling good and positive, so inspirational quotes are allowed too - even if they're not funny.

Posted By: Mon
Date: 10 February 2005
What’s smelly round and laughs? A tickled onion.

Posted By: Lindy
Date: 10 February 2005
I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Posted By: Mandy
Date: 10 February 2005
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Posted By: Amanda
Date: 10 February 2005
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. So I’m perfect!

Posted By: Mandy
Date: 10 February 2005
Men are like blenders. You need one but you’re never quite sure why.

Posted By: Mandy
Date: 10 February 2005
Men are like blenders. You need one but you’re never quite sure why.

Posted By: Mandy
Date: 10 February 2005
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman give her one.

Posted By: Joe
Date: 10 February 2005
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Posted By: Mandy
Date: 10 February 2005
Why was the farmer hopping mad? Someone stepped on his corn.

Posted By: MAndy
Date: 10 February 2005
“Daddy, Daddy. I want to be a drummer when I grow up” “Can’t have both, son.”

Posted By: Amanda
Date: 10 February 2005
Why is it so hard to remember the spelling of ‘mnemonic’?